Λοιπόν επείδη είπα να ξενυχτήσω σήμερα, σας έχω μια sitαρα που δεν θα βρίσκατε για κανένα λόγο αν δε διαβάζατε αυτό το blog.

Fmylife.com ή FML ή Fuck My life.

Τι είναι; Είναι ένα site με το εξής απλό concept. Μπαίνει οποιοσδήποτε και γράφει μια μικρή ιστοριούλα που του γ*μησε τη μέρα, ή το μήνα, ή τη ζωή αναλόγως πόσο χοντρή βλακεία του συνέβη. Περιορισμένος αριθμός χαρακτήρων, και πάντα τελειώνει με το FML (=Fuck My life).

Οι ιστορίες που θα διαβάσετε εκεί μέσα είναι απλά ξεκαρδιστικές! Παραθέτω μερικές:

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room… my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn’t hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can’t drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, my mom : «You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me», she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. «It’s my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight.» FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying» I just dropped the b*tch off I’ll be there in a few baby, miss you». I asked him about it he said he «I dont know what youre talking about Megan». My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed «Yes Brittany!» at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, «Beat ya!» She’s thirteen. FML

Και το κορυφαίο για το τέλος.

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type ‘virginia’ into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for ‘virgin boy assholes’. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I’m a young guy. FML

Δε θα σταματήσω να γράφω κι άλλα είναι όλα τέλεια